Why aren't you a Trump supporter?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 02:14

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard
I have complete contempt for traitorism
I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t
What celebrity do you admire the most?
When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP
I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light
I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes
Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.
I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”
I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.
A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y
I understand how hurricane paths work
I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”
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When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability
I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t
EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that
Are there any more 'nun' jokes?
I took the same Oath and took it seriously
I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”
I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”
What does it mean if someone asks if it’s pink?
It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms
authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday
I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”
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I see through liars
I actually pay taxes
I don’t watch or listen to advertising
What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
I know who the president of Turkey really is
I have complete contempt for fakery
I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet
What is the reason behind the Russian government's negative view on foreign travel?
I have a reading level above third grade
I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink
I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones
Which city should one visit between Nice and Cannes? Why?
I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”
I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions
I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP
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I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”
Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?
If someone works for me, I actually pay them
Why do many Hong Kong Chinese look different from the Han Chinese in mainland China?
I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write
I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity
I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup
I can read
I can count
I don’t buy bullshit
I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes
I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight
Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:
I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”
I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is
I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center
I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee
I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”
I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality
I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened
I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t
I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”
I don’t cotton to rapists
I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane
I have an acute aversion to scumbags
It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter